Traffic Signage Mugs

Falling Sign Zone

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I'm learning to live with existence."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"My guess it's guacamole."

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

"So why do you think it's so hard to let others in?"

One Way - Yield

If traffic signs were used in everyday life...

"I have to wear a bike helmet all the time after Mommie heard cars kill more pedestrians than cyclists!"

A series of Exit signs.

'Nothing on the sign says I have to have a person with me.'

"Shoulder work ahead"

"He's always been an optimist."

Baby in Trunk.

'You need to learn to let people in.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

Dance Crossing

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

'I'm afraid we need someone with a little more backbone for this position.'

What the sign said: 60 max. What you saw: Go man!

Traffic Sign

"So tell me what's your sign?"

Climb to Safety in Case of Alien Invasion

Fork Crossing

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

Slow, merge left, resume speed, stop, stay, sit, roll over, good boy!

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

"And WHATEVER you do DON'T FALL DOWN THE STEPS or put your finger in the ELECTRICITY socket."

'I know my husband and there's no point arguing with him about how fast he was going when he's drunk.'