Traffic Sign Humor Appreciator Pillows

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

Steep Hill, Slippery When Wet, Watch for Cars Going Faster Than You.

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Push for Disco...

Cupid paints Stop sign

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'It's a slow trap.'

Do Not Enter and No U Turns

"Why do they call this 'Traffic Calming' again...?"

"The Seven Warning Signs of Seven Warning Signs"

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

"So this is the secret to the start of labour!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

How come Mercury gets the car pool lane? He's alone and we've got all these moons!

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

Snail Crossing.

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

Move to Arizona.

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

Yield. Stop. We went out a couple of times, but I got tired of the mixed signals.

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Danger Loose Chippings

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"

Geese can be very inconsiderate --- They honk and tailgate.

Cars and Bed of Nails

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Goats.