Traffic Irony Enthusiast Pillows

Bus timetable at bus stop, "Bus stuck in traffic jam timetable"

New Road Signs to Watch For:

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Lot for people who don't know how to park.

'It's a slow trap.'

Do not pass.

"I've got to admit I'm not crazy about the freeway."

Slow, Men at Work.

Another use for retired sumo wrestlers: Roundabout ahead.

Speed bump in honor of JD Yomp 1866-1957 - Inventor of Asphalt.

Speed laws occasionally enforced.

'Harold, your right turn signal is still 'on'.'

Snail Crossing.

"The worst mimes are those who pretend to wash your windshield, yet expect to get paid."

Bumper sticker reads: 'I'd rather be text messaging.'

Visual Gag: Caution Goose Bump

"Move over, pardner, yer ridin' in the horsepool lane!"

A license plate that reads LIC-PLT

'You were doing the speed limit. I ofund that suspicious.'

'Look on the bright side, Officer, I've reduced the electrical consumption of an entire neighborhood.'

'I don't mind a medical but I think that's a bit much!

Move to Arizona.

This country is on the road to ruin!

'Not so hard on the braking, Mrs. Buggins!'

'I wasn't walking, officer. I was jogging.'

'All roads may lead to Rome but so does all the road rage.'

Digital Communication.

Car driver in bus lane: 'But I am a bus driver officer, it's my day off.'

Section 21, Paragraph B: When two or more vehicles come to a stop simultaneously, the most expansive vehicle enjoys the right of way.

Bus Lane - Fire Lane - Pizza Lane

Desert crawler sees cactus holding speed camera.

'Ultra High Occupancy Lane, 300 Persons per Car.'

Cars and Bed of Nails

Clown car lane: 10 or more.

"I hate this stop-and-glow traffic."