Traditionalist In Education Pillows

'Teaching, reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

'I've never hear of this 'Online University'.'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

Man Reading Laptop.

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

'Before we begin, please turn off all cell phones.'

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

"Herb's from Texas."

Graffiti on guard's horse

Baptism Then and Now

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'...tonights main feature is silent and in black and white.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

Bloke orders a pizza as Jesus divides the loafs and fishes

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

Luddite Zoom.