Traditional Performances Mugs

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Modern Major General

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

'This marriage is turning into a complete farce.'

May all your birthday wishes come true..

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'The bloke with the violin is on holiday.'

Treading a fine lion.

"It's Cinderella?!?"

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Scot country dancing,

Tribal masks.

'I'm here in case one of the actors actually does break a leg.'

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"The judges aren't too impressed!"

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

Bayonne Festival

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

Marine Band

'Pop the whip. Make me roll over. Smile more. The act started going downhill when I began listening to you.'

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

'We've got 'Jumpin' Jake' Stevens on drums, 'Slick' Chuck on bass and 'Wasted Pete' Walthons on the trumpet.'

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

'This is just a holiday tradition - It's nothing personal.'

Jumbo in Henrik Ibsen's The Wild Duck

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

The terrible 2's. It was an awful stage.

'My parents are trying to wean me off instant gratification.'

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

Oklahoma! "Never mind the farmer and the cowman, reconcile the performer and the latecomer then I'll be impressed!"

'You in town for the Monster Car Show?'