Traditional Musician T-Shirts

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Search for Rare Bitcoin

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

Highland Piper.

'Call Me Old-Fashioned, But I Liked It Better When They Didn't Shave Their Armpits.'

Art Garfunkel.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Concerto, Number One, first movement."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

'...Stop trying to funk it up.'

"In our little socioeconomic group, I've always taken care of the socio and John's done the economic."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

Luddite Zoom.

Scot country dancing,

Books On Paper

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

"They make us learn reading, writing, and arithmetic to prepare us for a world of videotapes, computer terminals and calculators."