Traditional Methods Mugs

Miscommunication!

Shaker Timeouts

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Night of the Latkes

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Traditional vs alternative medicine.

Letter writing lady.

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"I've never seen Tia Carmen so excited about a grand opening."

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

"Welcome to the Short Staffed Cafe serving food like your grandma cooked. Is your grandma busy? We really need a cook."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'I told you I only cook with my mother's Italian spices. She just left Naples and should be here with them in about eight hours.'

'Take two of these, and call me in the morning!'

Tribal masks.

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Keyboard in Front of a Organ

'I googled it Mom. There's no such thing as McLiver and onions.'

"My super-vision sees...someone yelling at his elders...Cousin Cecilia sneaking out her window...someone making a spinach burrito... No! I must stay focused...and find the evil villain mal de ojo!"

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"'I'm checking my answers."

Woman protesting to Free-Kirk pastor about a church organ

"No, Kevin, it won't work to select one sentence and paste it 49 times."

What a stupid custom! I like it. Teddy. Twig. But I don't believe in Santa and neither do you. So don't hang your stocking! I do believe in mom and dad! Ahh

"This mixture of herbs and spices will rid the casa of ghosts! I will send them fleeing into the night!"

'The King replaced me with easy listening!'

Living life dangerously 2010.

"Sergio, we don't have to spend so much money on health insurance."

"The pharmacist will be with you shortly to answer any questions that you have."

'I don't suppose there's any chance of a 'professional discount'?'