Traditional Game Fans Pillows

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

Caber

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Living life dangerously 2010.

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

Frogs playing basketball.

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

Flagrant foul - $5

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

Sink the putt or else!

'Eton Football (Reported by Dumb-Crambo Junior.)'