Traditional Game Fans Mugs

'I though that kids only play electronic games, these days.'

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

'You've caught a bad chill. You must avoid draughts for a couple of weeks.'

Caber

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

Have you seen my iPhone? No. You lost it? I may have misplaced it. Big deal. You hate it. It'll turn up. Exactly, I hate it. I absolutely hate it. I especially hate the Scrabble app and I absolutely can't wait to find the phone so I can mock it further! Help: I love my iPhone. Oh dear. Trouble brewing. To be continued ...

The pass the ball to Jones for a three=pointer. I wish I got to shoot sometimes. Me too. Public Health Dept. Vaccine Distribution. Distributing the vaccine is just like when we were coaching basketball. We draw up a plan which specifies who gets the shots. And whatever we decide some people will be unhappy.

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Living life dangerously 2010.

'I'm taking you off of chattering in the outfield.'

'It's the first ever crossword. . . taken him 100 years to do.'

"I always thought you blokes were supposed to be impartial."

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

"It's not the tossing, it's the catching of the caber that separates the men from the boys."

'Oh, for the good old peaceful test match.'

'It'll take a day or two to get the parts. Meanwhile, here's a loaner.'

Frogs playing basketball.

TV Junkie Ernie at the Olympics. Rio 2016. A cyclist didn't slow down for the curve and crashed! "Ohh ... 'Braking Bad"! The track star from the United States is resting up for his big race. "American Idle"! That group of athletes over there is being investigated for cheating. "The Shady Bunch." The javelin event is a simple contest. Whoever hurled it the futthest is declared the winner. "Game of Throwns"!

'Why don't you change it to sports or cartoons or something? -- You know CNN just depresses you.'

'Remember I said almost anyone can learn to play golf, well you're the almost.'

'Watch out, you'll get tennis elbow.'

Flagrant foul - $5

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

Muhammad Ali

Audience wearing head gear "I see Botham's batting again"

'What do you mean you can't slam dunk?'

Sink the putt or else!