Traditional Dresses Gifts

Blonde girl

Two women wearing identical dresses head toward exchange window at department store.

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Elegant woman in backless dress.

Hooray for Bollywood!

THE LANGUAGE OF PROM DRESSES

"They lead a simple life - they don't even put gas in their cars."

Ronald was born to Boogie but was stuck in a Square Dancing body.

Scot country dancing,

Bayonne Festival

Welsh Lady

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

Judges laughing

Igor beaver.

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'If you want to go steady, lose the tassels.'

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

'This is not what I meant when I said we were going dutch.'

Scot with a turkey at Christmas.

"Very Republican. I love it."

road sign: "Gilkers Corners Population 926

Red and Yellow dress

Man getting dressed captures small child in the material,

The leatherhosen thief strikes again!

Native Americans flirting.

"What are you wearing under your kilt?"

'Drink up, Helmut...'

Welsh dresser.

Square Dancing

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