Traditional Dancer Gifts

No time for sirtaki now, Greece!

Scot country dancing,

Square Dancing

The Stripper

Folk Wedding

The return of Miss Subways

"I don't care how many likes you got for it on Facebook it's still a D minus!"

'Sorry, Bobo. With all the e-mailed jokes today, office clowns are passe.'

"I wrote this song for Catalina, the woman who's taught me almost everything..."

Bayonne Festival

Randy – you're a male stripper! Senor Stud, ma'am. Don't be a dope. I know it's you. You have me confused with someone else. So this is how you make your money. Does Rudy know? Rudy? I do find the dumb act very sexy. Senor Stud is a Ph.D. In love.

Ladies, welcome to Palais des Beefcakes. Please observe our rules. NO making lewd propositions to our performers and absolutely no touching. No touching. Let's me and you honeymoon.

"I got this new hat for when we do the collection at the end."

"What ever became of the days, Béla, when we all used to dance with wild abandon by the firelight."

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

"I'm glad you checked with me, but yes, I think it's safe for you to do the 'Hokey-Pokey.'"

Soldiers Ball at Huntsville, Alabama. Dancing the Virginia Reel

Dog urinating against a table dancer's pole.

A sheep shearing herself on stage - A sheep strip show

'WOOHOOO! Yeah BABY, yeah!' (at a zebra strip show)

"At least I won't have to jump out of these silly things for a living any more."

'Check this out Henry, the stripper has arrived.'

"Sure her act is legal in a nightclub - but she was doing it in the street."

Pole Dancing Every Night: 'It's one of the perks of being a weights and measures inspector.'

Swan Lake Auditions

'It's girl power - she sacked her manager.'

Where we get coconut milk.

"A stripper in Ohio claims her privacy was violated when a patron took a picture of her while she was performing, thus invoking her Constitutional right to irony."

"Those '70s flashbacks scare the Bee-Gees-us out of me."

'Here's trouble, it's the militant wing of the Philatelic Society!'

I know you're keen to practise the new salsa routine, but I'm getting a bit jealous of the vacuum.

"Whatever happens, Jenkins, you'll always have your dancing to fall back on."

'And don't tread on my toes.'

'This is just the warm up.'