Traditional Business Practices T-Shirts

Paradigm shifters company.

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"I don't care if it's more bouncy - it threatens the integrity of the game."

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

Letter writing lady.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'Mummy, Daddy, this is Dylan. Dylan's ambition is to make conkers a recognized Olympic sport.'

"It's my conscience... It's all achy"

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

Employer of the month...and every month.

"I strongly feel we need to start thinking inside the box again."

'I wish Brother Gregory would spend less time surfing the 'net.''

'When the music stops, sit down in the nearest chair. Whoever doesn't get a chair is redundant.'

"If we're doing such a good job of keeping the devil away, how come we have so many of these infernal machines around here?"

Tourist viewing indian rain dance carries open umbrella.

Boss: 'Change is good!' Employees: 'Who's getting fired?'

"The social conservative in me tells me to pay for dinner, but the fiscal conservative thinks we should split it."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

'You're likeable, Edgeway. However, only the least likeable get promoted to management.'

Living life dangerously 2010.

"Let's see if we can't make an end run around basic human decency."

"Gentlemen, this has materially changed the way we grease palms."

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Shaker Timeouts

And remember son, never take your grandfather's picture down from the boardroom - it's bugged.

"Management is about delegation, so I'm delegating you to sack yourself."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

'I don't care how young it makes you feel. You work here, you carry a briefcase.'

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

"Lastly, I'd like to introduce Rex Nevada who is here to deal with the rampant cattle theft up in marketing."

"There aren't many jobs for teenagers these days."