Traditional Books Gifts

Gen-Next Library

Rare Books

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

Night of the Latkes

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'Bring out yer books!'

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

Toy Shops and Educated Children

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"I love these old decorations!"

"Here's to non-electric sharpeners."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

Two Generations of Readers

Search for Rare Bitcoin

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

Time for Tea!

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"The old tricks, young fellow, have served me well."

Through These Hallowed Halls, walks Our Future - "Talk about putting pressure on a guy!"

'I don't like reading on screen, so I'm printing the internet to look at it later.'

'Some of these traditions don't half linger on.'

Baptism Then and Now

Graffiti on guard's horse

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

"I guess that's the place for people too poor to afford a kindle, huh dad?"

'Fred is a social conservative -- he believes in slow food and heavy beer.'

The Last Non E-Book In The World.

Old Book Smell

'Any chance these are available in paperback?'

'But why do we have to plough the fields and scatter when we get everything from Tesco?'

'The company wants us to embrace change, but I'd personally prefer a quick handshake.'

'...please switch of all mobile phones, paging devices and alarm watches...'

'You were a book all along.'