Traditional Art Admirer Pillows

Computers drawing and writing compared to a person's

Indian snake charmer at cricket match.

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Kultural K9's.

Whistler's Great-Great-Great-Great-Great Grandson

'You must be awfully secure in your masculinity.'

Diego Velasquez

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Joe Biden

Mimi's final scene

Hooray for Bollywood!

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

Suffrage - Franchise for Females

"Because of illness, the role of Mimi in tonight's performance will be sung by a temp."

Leonardo Da Vinci's Cat

Closed for Renovation

The origin of storms. (Gods playing 'darts' in a pub with lighting bolts and globe).

"It's called 'Pizza maker scratching his knee.'"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

Nikolay Rerih