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"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

"Shred the plank."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

Clown Wedding with Rake

'I can 'YO', but the second 'YO' isn't working!'

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

“What if I tell you the card you are thinking of is … the Jack of Hearts ?”

"Just once, when you bring me a bouquet of flowers can you not pull it from your sleeve?!"

Propping up a profits chart.

Polly tries reverse psychology

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'We had to remove the door knob---it was causing too much hilarity'

Snowman Magic

"What the heck? The darn rabbit just disappeared!"

"Now don't let your concentration move from my hands and the cards. . ."

'Joke emporium' 'Next prankster'

"Okay, what if we go outside - will it still be insider trading then?"

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

"Would you please come with us, Sir?!"

'That's what I call magical magic!'

Party games.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

Hit me.

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

Rabbits $5.

Magician conjures up a crocodile and is chased by it

'No, Jeffrey! It's a trick! - That's EDUCATIONAL TV!'

Clown and Acrobatic Frog

Tonight Houdini and Son.

Mission: Carrot

"I just found out that, at this firm, I'm the queen of hearts."

"Today is the rabbit's day off."