Tradesperson Pillows

"This doesn't exactly fill me with confidence, I must admit."

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

'What do you mean, that'll be ?82 including V.A.T.? This is your house! '

'I've got a huge backlog right now.'

"Maybe we should have asked for an estimate?"

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Safety - "Don't tick off Tiny."

'If you only learn one thing while you're here kid, remember, the cherry filled ones are mine!'

"Did the plumber appreciate your advice?"

'You were featured on Rogue Traders'

'Certainly. Here's the break-down. Seventy-five dollars for my labour. And seventy-five dollars for you impersonating a plumber.'

"Aha! - you must be the plumber..."

'Our repair success record is as good as duct tape.'

"If I'd known you were going to be this handy, I'd never have given you the job!"

"We're 'skilled labor'. That's more than what we can say about management."

"The blow drier is broken."

Plumber with two butts.

'We were expecting a load of plumbers and electrictions, - but they're late.'

"Phone my wife and tell her she can buy that new car!"

"You were supposed to repair my doorbell yesterday!"

"Cheese nibbly?"

"At least you've got a trade to fall back on..."

'I used to love being on work sites with him, but since his promotion, he has a desk-job...'

'I think you'll find it was 'Brogue Builders' we got a mention on.'

Key Cutting.

"If you can read this, tell me if I need to hike up my pants."

'Well, how abouy a new set of saucepans?'

How to tell that the plumber you hired learned his trade in 'the land down under'.

PULL!!!

'Come back, I haven't explained how the fan extractor works.'

"I'm the genie of plumbing. You still get three wishes but they have to stay within the parameters of plumbing."

"I feel a draft."

"I think the flush is broken."

"I asked for a Hexagon and you built me a pentagon - of course you cut corners!"

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'