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'My mom packs a lunch, high in nutrition but low in trade value.'

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

The Computer Bore

Barks in code.

The DaVinci Code

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

'Forget the DaVinci Code! I'm still trying to crack the tax code!'

'Would everyone please phrase their questions in ones and zeros please.'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Early Programmers.

"Ugh! They always spell my name wrong?"

"What did you think of the encryption article?"

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

If at first you don't succeed call it version 1.0

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

Jim unwittingly wanders into a rough section of the Computer Science department.

'It looks like our data.'

Computer Crimes

'You reek of crackers.'

How The Ice Age Began: 'OK, can we freeze it right there...'

'It's not encrypted, Captain. That's just the clerk's usual typing.'

'Captain, I think we're entering the Binary System!'

"...Software upgrade provides a seamless transition from simple functionality to multi-platform confusion, chaos and frustration..."

'Dear father for what I am about to receive I give thee thanks.'

Computer tycoon, 'It's that nerd-do-well from next door,'

"We're very proud. His classmates voted most to hack into a foreign computer system."

"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."