Tractor Maintenance Pillows

Farmer complaining about his repair bill.

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

Mechanic looking under the hood of a car.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Deflator mouse

"Because when you go first nobody else has any fun, that's why."

'You change him, and I'll change the tire.'

It's only firing on 87 cylinders!

"Lovely dovetail."

'You raised the price of air to 50c!' 'Inflation.'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Auto parts, Lite Puff Pastries, & Health Insurance Exchange.

Tractor Racing

"2 for 1 special: Clean, polish, buff, seal"

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'Well OF COURSE I rotate the tires! How do you think I got here?'

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

"You're developing a nice, rich compost down here."

Lazy plumber.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"Good news...turns out it was just your battery!"

"We're having a little trouble with our hydraulic lift. I guess my question is, do you still want your muffler replaced?"

Car wash / Mouth wash

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Washing your car will cause it to rain – science or superstition? We investigate on the next 'Cause and Effect.'"