Tractor Enthusiasts Prints

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

Case in Point

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Tractor Racing

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

"I got it from eBay."

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Tractor Art

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

Farmer

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

'Yes,we do have a small tractor that you don't have to pay a big-tractor price for.'

Ostrich Farm