Tractor Aficionado Prints

'I get vertigo when I look back.'

'The McWit boy wasn't likely to go cow tipping on his neighbor's farm again.'

"Reminds me of the day when I could afford to buy a tractor."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

'You wanted a tractor intead of a wedding car, and our dogs as bridesmaids... so why shouldn't I have one of my cows as best man?'

Farmers' Warnings.

Al's Farm Equipment: Our Prices Can't Be Beat!

Tractor Racing

Suddenly the three men realized they had achieved their childhood dreams.

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Farmer Christmas.

'Jimmie, run and tell your dad the tractor is flooded.'

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'What do you think of the new Mars Mover I just ordered from The Whole Mars Catalogue?'

Lightening the load at the Weigh Station.

"I got it from eBay."

"You can't beat a ploughman's lunch"

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

"I'm sorry, Uncle Ed. I just couldn't save the poor ol' thing. You want to shoot it, or shall I?"

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

Tractor Art

Before the accident? John was a truck driver.

'How is it on gas? I was afraid you were going to ask me that.'

'Maybe you had the radar screen upside down and it was a plane...'

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

'This is the last time I get a truck with a think tank.'

Farmer

One Man and Two Trucks

Sheepdog protecting his master from road rage.

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

'This is one way to 'round-'em-up!'

"What kind of mileage do you get?"

'When you said the tractor was down, I thought...'

"Bad news, Beatrice - I struck oil on the south forty."

The happy union of rail and trucking.