Track Tricksters Gifts

Egg and spoon race.

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I was finishing my homework in the shower to save time!"

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'For pity's sake stop that infernal humming!'

'What a control freak!'

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"It's improv night."

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

Snowman Magic

At the baby oil factory.

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

'Safe!'

"Psst! If you have any stock tips to pass on, I can probably lighten your sentence for insider trading."

'I went riding this morning. . . he got back before I did.'

'Wanna play? We need another body... er... one more player.'

'I hear the meeting was cancelled last Saturday.' - 'Yeah. Someone drugged the hare.'

Fry's Family: Uncle Frank always preferred his eggs hard-boiled.

Tred carefully mill.

Hurdles with Steps

Pianist Fraud

'Is this the narrow gauge track or a standard gauge track?'

Man using roller blades on treadmill.

'What's this?' - 'Your sealed orders, not to be opened till 7 furlongs.'

Boy jumps over ping pong table.

"Last year, my whole family went on a trip. It started on a Tuesday, and ended just in the nick of time."

Crash Test Dummy runs on treadmill in front of brick wall

"I like the look of this steamer in the 2.30."

"See, you just turn it on and stand here and it slides you right to the shirt you want to wear."

'As you can see, nothing up my sleeves...'