Toy Traditionalist Gifts

'Rice cakes?! I guess somebody only wants educational toys this year!'

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

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Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

Sana's Back with his soot eating grin.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"That'll be five bucks."

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'Bring out yer books!'

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Rocking Horse

"Werewolves of London..."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I love these old decorations!"

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