Toy Kitchen Enthusiast Mugs

"Can I move in with you?"

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

'Sometimes I worry that I basically wasted my 2's.'

Director/Action Man toy.

Build your very own conflict of interest!

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Just because I can deliver toys around the world in one night, doesn't mean I understand the tax code."

The Rubber Ball Company

"He built his own airplane from a kit."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Werewolves of London..."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Toy plane with pilot eject.

Toy Shops and Educated Children

"The smart toaster is down, and it took our wifi, security cameras, and entertainment systems with it."

"Where the hell's my Slinky?"

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"It's his emotional support animal."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

Childlike love

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

One!

Jack in the box on strike.

What can I play?

Help me!

'...and, of course you get a company car.'

Toys

Remote Control Duck

Inaction Figure

Typical bored kid of the New Millennium