Toy Car Collectors Mugs

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

"What old school? This is my life."

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'At lone at last.'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

ZOO

Tired Barbie

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.