Toy Car Collectors Mugs

Baldo's How to Be Uncool: No. 31. Have your friends find part of your Hot Wheels collection in your locker.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

"You left this on our ship."

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

The Mouse King appears in the Nutcracker

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"What old school? This is my life."

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

'At lone at last.'

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

"Do you buy cars here?"

Jack-a-box in the theatre.

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"So, do you want balls that only go up, or ones that only go down?"

'I've never opened her up on the highway, but I get great mileage in the city!'

"No es problema para mi si no es problema para ti."

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

ZOO

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

Tired Barbie

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'I'm just using this while my monster truck is in the shop.'