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Pigboy makes use of a box.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

Hooks R Us.

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With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Robot porn.

When they're not flying, they walk around and play classic rock music. The strolling drones!

"Thanks Dad. How much did you pay for this mp3 player?"

"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

Acne Automation Works Outing

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Remote Toaster

Rubik's Cubicle

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

Japan Is Building Conversation Robots for the Elderly. What Would Robots for Old Americans Look Like?

Thanks to the amazing new Zap-a-Slacker, parents are able to send a mild electrical current to their daydreamy Little Leaguers.

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

"Mind the cliff..."

"Rayna, can we make this official?"

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"