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Pigboy makes use of a box.

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

Hooks R Us.

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"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

With the Inflatable Pocket Potty, you'll never have to wait in line again at the stadium.

Robot porn.

'Before we go in, try to forget everything you thought you knew about criminal masterminds!'

'It says we should start flying south by southwest in a 'V' formation at 7:57 Wednesday morning.'

"Hey, you're cute, you must give me your number."

For centuries we have stared down at them in awe, but with this new invention, we will finally be able to harness the awesome power of walking.

'Sorry, guys. I can't go out. I'm grounded.'

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E-Z Lift - The chair that gentle lifts you to your feet!

'Every time I step on the scale Alexa uses my weight for the joke of the day.'

'And then, after soccer practice, we stopped at crazy Al's Big Screen TV Store!'

"I'm laughing because 'Your old version of the parenting app needs updating' is exactly what you used to say to me."

'Hey, you two! Stop that.'

'I'm not texting you because I'm your counterpart in low-tech universe.'

Artist paints nude model with Etch-a-Sketch.

Rubik's Cubicle

Remote Toaster

"My new dolls are smart. In fact, one of them is doing my homework."

'I shoudn't have bought you that trampoline.'

"Rayna, can we make this official?"

"Mind the cliff..."