Towering Task Masters Gifts

'Times are tough, Smith, but I don't want to lay you off. So, to keep you working, I want you to wash our building. That should keep you busy for the next decade.'

'Noticeboard? I forgot it was there to be honest.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Things-to-do-today: Daily workboxes piled up on desk.

"Helen brings home our second, third and fourth incomes."

Lady drying hair whilst on exercise bike.

'Still having a hard time finding day care?'

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Organization is not rocket science!

'It's a lateral move, you'll now be getting all of Kramer's work too.'

"Actually, it is a bad time — I’m rushing to get the kids out of the oven."

Paris' magnificent Trifle tower.

Balancing work and family

Worker ant's To Do list.

"I'm swamped but I can squeeze you in for a few moments yesterday."

"I'm eating baklava through my balaclava!"

Why do you need so many computers?

"....how many kids have we got now?"

"Oh yes sir, I'm finding I can get so much more work done, working from home."

"You pulled most of the muscles in your back lifting your to-do list? You've got a bigger problem than pulled muscles."

"Hey look, my To Do list! I haven't been able to find this for weeks!"

Five Ideas For Success: Always finish what you. . .

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

"We are extremely short-staffed here and you would need to be okay with that. For example I’m the janitor, but I also do interviews in between emptying trash cans."

Monday around 9PM.

"It's a GPS for busy executive mom. It tells you if your coming or going and when you'll get there!"

"Please don't interrupt Mommy when she's in her gym slash office slash living room slash cafeteria."

'This home based business is easy to set up. Everyone knows that women are better at multitasking.'

'Gee, I just never get tired of this!'

Never ending to do list

"I don't understand, having a pulmonary embolism isn't on his to do list!"

"I think you're becoming a workaholic."

"Congratulations, Figbert. I'm making you Vice President in charge of my wife's Honey-Do-List."

The Communicator