Towering Lunch Prints

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Our guest tonight certainly needs no introduction.'

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

Food van driving through an office.

'Casey laughed so hard at lunch milk came out his nose...or as we say now... he had a liquid food malfunction.'

"I didn't know they could make so many entrees with vegetables!"

"Glad you have time for lunch today, honey."

'One businessman's lunch and one lackey's lunch.'

Schoolgirl in canteen: 'The food's great but I wish they'd stop calling it 'pukka tukka'.'

"I always find the Contract Attorney's Special amusing. The price is always in extremely fine print."

'We'd like to merge two business lunches.'

'I'll trade you, sight unseen.'

"She said this is not the same old alphabet soup, this one has a new font."

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"The Attorney's Lunch—may I hear the warranty again?"

Just remember, don't claim for lunch unless I was with you.

"I suggest we take lunch before I read the rest of it."

"This means that my dad is climbing Everest with my cheese and pickle sandwich!"

"Nothing for me, thanks."

"On advice of counsel...do not order the prime rib well done."

"Don't forget... I packed your lunch for school..."

'It's just a scratch. I can still handle dessert.'

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Ever since we started home schooling, I've developed more of an appreciation for school lunches."

They were out of bagels...

'I always take my lunch on fish stick day.'

I mustn't be late getting back to the office. I'm on the warpath.

One man says to another 'Let's do lunch sometime.'

'And just what makes you think you qualify for the businessman's lunch?'

Two Teeth Talking, "Hi! We must get together and do lunch some time."

"I don't understand my mom! She packed me two lunches like I'm the world's biggest eater!"

"Wow... I can't believe you're taking me to meet everyone at work for lunch!"

"Next time you invite clients for beer and Pizza, make sure it's not a health food brand"

"One businessman's lunch, and one meddling bureaucrat's lunch!"