Tower Tales Admirer Prints

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Fishing Tales

Neptune

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

Reasonableman

'I think they're up to something.'

"That's right kiddo, I'm one of the original band members of the Musicians of Bremen..."

Paul Bunyan gets the leg-lengthening Operation

'The knights are drawing closer'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Knight walking a dog.

Men reading Tall Stories, and Short Stories in a Library

"Yes, I was using my mobile whilst driving... I was calling the police to tell them I was chasing a gang of bank robbers!"

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'All this is nuthin! There was one yeaw up noth...when it snowed fah two yeaws! I had t'dig down ten feet t'haul in my lobstah traps.'

'Oh dear, Hamlet seems to have developed turrets syndrome.'

"At long last, Wyatt, our dream has come true and we are within reach of the legendary toast fields of the Sierra Madre."

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

A Salmon Lie

Grimm's Fairytales - The Golden Bird

Castle Efficiency

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"Pecos Bildungsroman"

Captain Eddie's New Boat:'The insurance company laughed last year when I insisted on adding Kraken coverage.'

Don Quixote knocking over a propeller.

'Sure you always catch bigger fish than me. Your arms are a foot longer than mine.'

"Rapunzel? Rapunzel moved out years ago. I'm Bruce, and I have a stack of old newspaper clippings I'd like to show you."

'He doesn't exaggerate, he just remembers big.'

'That's right kids: I jumped through rings of fire when I was with the Circus!'

Three Little Pigs in a Cyclone

'If you ask me, all his tough talk on national issues is seriously undermined by the fuzzy pajamas.'

Vertical Tower Of Pisa.

"So I break free and I swear that hook was this big."