Twisted Tales Admirer Prints

"Ok this is where we're at, pig 1 house of straw approved! Pig 2, house of sticks, approved! Pig 3, house of bricks, um. . . denied."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

"Can't you do something more creative than messing around with cupboard doors?"

Reasonableman

"I know we're not supposed to invite them over the threshold dear, but it seemed awfully rude to leave him standing on the doorstep."

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Circus trousers

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

Prince trying to climb to Rapunzel. Has a wig in his hands.

'It was owned by a little ol' lady who didn't drive it. She used a motor scooter on Saturdays.'

'You just grew three inches.'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

"It doesn't help that you have such fond memories of our upbringing."

"Congratulations. You earned time off for bad behavior."

You must be this tall to bump head on sign.

"And she's bringing her TWIN!!"

'Why am I sitting up here so high? Because I have long legs!'

"What powerful growth hormones your taking, Grandma"

'It's not rain!...It's KONG!'

Under Noah's Ark

"She requested a twilight service because she wasn't a mourning person."

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Dresses Tweedledee and Tweedledum for Battle.

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

'I just don't get the point of this game.'

Basketball team toilets.

'Well, technically, Eugene, we're not under the mistletoe...'

'...and the axe murderer lived happy ever after...'

"No. You can't sue each other for identity theft. . . You're identical twins!"

'We're looking for the girl who kicked the prince at the ball last night.'

'There goes Dewey again, talking about his supposed 'near-fillet' experience.'