Tower Block Dwellers Mugs

How The UK's Net Zero Emission Plan Will Work: 1. Charging points for tower block residents.

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Hoodie Hang-out

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

Upper West Side Story

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'...And as suburban sprawl continues to grow, many people are finding themselves living uncomfortably close to their wildlife neighbors.'

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

Tortured Plank

It was going to be a subdivision, but they ran out of snow. Chilly Hills Estates.

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"Thank you."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."

Skimming out star reflections

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Scat!"

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

"You've been a very bad man and we like that. So now, we're going to send you to London."

Old Yarns

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Auld Gang Sign

"Hey, Gary. Lois wanted to know if you’re up for waiting forever for reheated leftovers and sipping warm mimosas intended to ease the pain of poor service amid a cacophony of idiot tourists and 20-year-olds... you know, brunch."