Tower Block Dwellers Gifts

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'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"Freudian, Jungian, Adlerian – none of it compares to retail therapy."

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

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Hoodie Hang-out

"Steady. This is going to be so sweet."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

Kid arrives with CCTV camera, saying: 'It followed me home, can we keep it?'

Fleeting illusions of happiness hour 5-7

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

Upper West Side Story

"Why do I feel like your mother is going to blame this on my cleaning?"

'Oh,oh, Regina has her lawyer with her.'

Tortured Plank

Moses comes to Los Angeles.

"Hard to believe this was all rain forest just fifteen years ago."

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"Thank you."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"Junior is so cute playing with his building blocks."

Skimming out star reflections

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Scat!"

'Top is right! He's a scaffolder working on a tower block'

An ellipsis in the sky

Old Yarns

"...A meaningful epiphany or just a line from some dumb TV commercial?"

'I can't get John to do a thing to the garden!'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"Just think- if it really was 'unlivably small,' would they have installed a permanent Ping-Pong table?"

Auld Gang Sign

"Can you give me some you haven't chewed on already."