Tournament Victory Gifts

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Punt Cake

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

Cheerleaders

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

A woman watches football on her computer.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

Lion v Kiwi.

'Birdie.'

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

The Joust

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

Captive Audience.

U S football.