Tournament Victory Gifts

'The MCC celebrate a famous victory' group of dodgy looking old English men holding drinking glasses

Punt Cake

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

The Predictable Demise of Sir Textalot.

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

Cheerleaders

"Getting the ball in the hole on the first swing is good isn't it?"

A woman watches football on her computer.

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Competitive tic-tac-toe

"Mine, I believe, is the Green Jacket."

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Praying for a goal assist.

'There goes Finley...turning pro.'

The International Airline Basketball Tournament

"I carefully examine the data for March madness brackets and every year I lose to Anita, who picks by uniform colors."

'Bugger! My brain's just pulled a hammy.'

An incident from the Eglinton Tournament, scene 2.

'Birdie.'

Lion v Kiwi.

"Nah...not really...he's only won one game!" (Clever dog).

'Apparently the first leg was a bit contentious.'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

Footbalistas - A group of people passionately dedicated to the all-day broadcast of professional sports."

"Never mind the carrot, where's my f*****g medal?"

Captive Audience.

World Cup Fever

World Cup - Countdown

Naomi Osaka

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

The Joust