Tourism Specialist Prints

"It's as beautiful as the poster, except, of course, no more cows."

'Charles is our nightlife specialist.'

'Be reasonable, dear - if it weren't for Lady Godiva, we wouldn't have ANY tourism!'

"Take your photos now folks, we can't get too close..."

The Vineyard

The Zoo.

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Airlines

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Beach con-man.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

"Canadian Mt. ‘Rush’more"

Culture Saturday

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

World Tour.

"This year we decided to vacation on the 3rd rock."

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The end of summer is near and you still haven't made plans

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Snowmen Around The World...

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."