Tourism Officer Prints

Welcome to Yompburg...home of the world's largest toxic waste dump; 'Wow! The Chamber of Commerce is working overtime here!'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.

The Vineyard

Tourists

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

"First class, or with children?"

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Culture Saturday

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

Sparkling Water

Fishing sign.

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Snowmen Around The World...

'Echo Tourism'

"Ooooh, I bet that feels nice."

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'...this is Loch Lomand!'

Video Henge: made from melting and molding 3,000,000 obsolete VCR tapes.

'Hey - I love your new Bermuda triangle shorts.'

Leaning Wine Bottle of Pisa

'It must be the dead sea.'

"For the last time, I’m not Bigfoot — I’m Larry from Vermont!"

The Hall Of Mirrors Jeretski Palace, Plovdo

"I understand this diner has quite a reputation."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"