Tourism Humorist Prints

The summer the people depart, and life on Monster Island resumes its leisurely pace.

The Gettysburg Ad Dress

Welcome to Yompburg...home of the world's largest toxic waste dump; 'Wow! The Chamber of Commerce is working overtime here!'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

Carefree luggage.

Leaning Tower -After a bottle, Jean noticed the tower stopped leaning.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"No flight of the Bumblebee"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

Camping holidays in the British summer.

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"My guess it's guacamole."

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"The candy on the pillow is a nicety of the house."

Limerick Airport

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Can I have a look at the map?

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

Getting out of baggage fees is tricky, another sweater or two and I'd be charged for an extra seat.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

The leaning tower of Pizza.