Tourism Adventurer Pillows

"The last pub in that�s not a restaurant in England"

Alien sits at a Tourist Information Booth.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Wine enthusiast tries to make his way to Cork.

Snooker Golf.

"Boy, that's what I call a maze."

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

My parents ate New York and all I got was this stupid t-shirt

"Didn't you just say that?"

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"Hey guys - wrote a new song! It's called 'I suggested Paris.' And a' one, two three..."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

The Big Game Park

Down on Bourbon Street...

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

"It's marzipan pigs."

"Hang on. . . That's Everest over there!!"

Mechanics, their forks ready, prepare to deice the chocolate off a plane.

"You look like the kind of folks who laugh at adversity."

Fisherman's catch getting it's revenge

Sea Rise Beach: Enter At Own Risk.

"Dad, I need $5 for the annual debate team adventure camp."

'Attack of the dreaded PANTSING sharks!'

'See you later - Remember to drink plenty of liquids.'

'So we lost your luggage -- You still have your health, don't you?'

'The meaning of life is heads they win, tails you lose.'

The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.