Touring Colleges Prints

This college is a hotbed of innovation. Looks normal. Visitors. They've radically changed the campus tours to stand out from the dominant paradigm. Wow, I'll say. The student guide doesn't walk backward! So this is progressive education!

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"One year closer to college!"

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'Why, thank you. When they started the vineyard five generations ago, I heard they were shooting for freakin' awesome.'

"Someday, Sweetheart, you’ll look back on this day and think to yourself, ‘Covid ruined my college experience.’"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Bradley Wiggins

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Trust

'You have failed on all counts...'

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

'And, at those prices, we have two wheel well seats available.'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"Class, this is Mr. Elzondo. He's going to talk about going to college."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"My papie says I'm going to be the first in my family to go to college!"

Man biking with an enormous amount of things on his back.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"If we learned anything in law school, we learned that you can never have enough wiggle room."

'I wanted to ask you about life-experience credit.'

Treadway college - A little knowledge, a lot of tuition.

That private little woodland walk you used to love now with a: Visitors' Experience Centre!

'Does it matter what answer I put down? After all, this is Liberal Arts.'

'I've decided to put off college, and hitchhike around the cat.'

State U. He procrastinated and is now trying to do all the work for his middle English literature class in a couple of days. "Canterburied," is he?!

'Congratulations! And please give your parents this receipt for $148 thousand.'

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'