College Exploration Prints

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"I'm beginning to regret taking this job at the local playgroup."

Interdisciplinary studies.

Miss, how do you spell "acceptable"? I've Googled every "e" and can't find it.

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

"Three more years of high school."

'I'm supposed to take a geography test and I can't find the right room!'

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Add the numbers, divide by how many numbers you've added and there you have it-the average amount of minutes you sleep in class each day.'

"Maybe he's so sad that he's leaving us to go to college that he actually looks happy. Please don't ruin it for me with reality."

Congratulations! All that cramming paid off.

"I don't have my law degree yet but I've got an internship down in cell block 'D'."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"So the secret to getting good grades is to study hard...seems a little extreme!"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

Rita's PhD defense wasn't going well."

Teacher: 'As an adult you'll probably only use a quarter of what you're taught at school - which brings us to fractions.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Be afraid to try new things!"

'My teacher said the school has tough new standards and I need to improve my vocabulary. What's 'vocabulary'?'

"Of course you'll study Latin. How else will you learn the names of your dinosaur friends."

"I wasn't copying off others. I was just crowdsourcing the answers."

A man sitting in the grass reading

Fuzzy Math.

'So far more education hasn't helped me get a job. I think I'll get some student loans and get some more education.'

"Studying friction is a real drag."

"He walked in, said he was a visiting scholar, and made himself at home."

'He's going to college, but he doesn't have an exit strategy.'