Tour De Laughter Enthusiast Prints

Tour de Pothole.

"Oh, I like coming to the dentists. It's the only place where people actually ask me to spit!"

Knight in shining Lycra!

"Take two pies to the face and call me in the morning."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"Why can't you just learn to floss like other men?"

King and Jester

"I stand corrected. Hard as you try, sometimes you just can't find the humor in a situation."

"Yes, but this one is made of Chiclets."

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

"It's funny 'cos it's true!"

'I see we've got some techies in tonight.'

'Well, they're just like your mom's cookies if your mom is a 35 ton, multi-unit dough extruder.'

"I'm sorry I really can't take you seriously."

Michel Roux Jr

"Ok, ok, how's everyone feeling tonight besides a thousand dollars poorer?"

"Well, I deal with death and carrion every day: Laughing is a therapeutic way of avoiding depression..."

The shape of things to come

'A friendly reminder, Mr. Parker: There's only room for one long, raucous, 'what-a-stupid-question' laugh in this company, and it's not yours.'

"...dry your eyes, m'boy, and always remember: Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, and the world laughs AT you."

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

"Over the long haul, it's been a long haul."

Stonehenge Imitation

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

'That's odd. For most people, getting a pet helps lower blood pressure.'

"You're not my husband."

Kid has pot stuck on his head.

"Open mike night"

'Oh dear, it looks like the men have been talking about work again.'

'You are here' T-shirt,

"All her other suitors could sing and dance of course, but Mummy chose me because I made her laugh as well..."

'I hope he doesn't pick on ME!'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."