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"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."

A Hard Look At Hard Looks

Some scents are nonsense.

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

'If I was this car I wouldn't let you in the drivers seat!'

Macho talk from down in accounting.

Baldness Facts

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

"Lucky you were wearing your hard-hat!"

'I'm coping.'

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Man with many tattoos.

'Hello... Hare Club for Men...'

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

"These feet are fine. You have at least a couple of route marches left in them."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

Sykes works in our accounts clearing department...

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Take The Guesswork Out Of Your Diagnoses!

"Your old boyfriend came by. He wants to patch things up."

"With some rest, vitamins and mild exercise, that metal fatigue should clear up in just a few weeks!"

'The boss wants a wheelbarrow over there - heavy, aren't they?'

"It's a new show called 'Five Average Guys Attempting to Talk about Anything Other than Sports, Work, Cars or Politics,' and it's absolutely hilarious!"

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

"I'm Steve, and I'll be your process server tonight."

'You suffer from nymphomania? What a coincidence, I'm a sex addict!'

'What? You wanna piece of me too, Bub?'

'He puts on a big tough-guy front, but he cried and cried during the 'Sopranos' finale.'

"When you have teeth like ours, you don't need intellect!"