Tough Guy Enthusiasts Mugs

"When you have teeth like ours, you don't need intellect!"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Cat boxer

'I'm coping.'

Man with many tattoos.

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Emotional sabotage animals.

Hard-working.

'The Raffia Mafia.'

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

"I know you think I'm tough on you now, son. But you'il be much better prepared for life when I disinherit you."

WD40

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."

"For the next meeting of our book club, we really need more books."

'Denis was considered something of a 'Hard Man' within the amputee society.'

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

Macho fishing.

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

'Son, I want you to be successful and able to survive in this tough world. That's why I'm feeding you with raw meat.'

The New Man

The old one, two...

'Is this high enough?'

'Never heard that before.'

"Absolutely not!"