Tough Guy Enthusiasts Mugs

"When you have teeth like ours, you don't need intellect!"

Tesseract of the D'Urbervilles.

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"I don't regret going bald. I just regret growing bald before I had a chance to rock a man bun."

Man with many tattoos.

'I'm coping.'

Cat boxer

'Dewey is a cowboy's cowboy!'

Emotional sabotage animals.

"Oh, yes, he's bad. But in a good way."

Hard-working.

"So...you have a boyfriend?"

"I am Baldonator, the meanest fighter around! No one dares mess with me."

'My problem is that I'm a nice guy.'

'The Raffia Mafia.'

Oilfield worker eating fancy sundae from lunchbox.

"I know you think I'm tough on you now, son. But you'il be much better prepared for life when I disinherit you."

"Dear, do you think you may have become too comfortable with your masculinity?"

WD40

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

"For the next meeting of our book club, we really need more books."

"If it doesn't work bring it back and we'll refund your money."

'Denis was considered something of a 'Hard Man' within the amputee society.'

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

Macho fishing.

Rhinovirus (Common Cold) vs Rhinovirus-M (Man Cold)

'Son, I want you to be successful and able to survive in this tough world. That's why I'm feeding you with raw meat.'

The New Man

The old one, two...

"Absolutely not!"

'Is this high enough?'

'Never heard that before.'