Touchdown Celebrator Prints

"My client wants a fifty-per-cent salary boost, a bonus guarantee, and a snappy choreographed victory dance he can do after he makes a touchdown."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

"Wordle in two! You hear me? Two!!"

'...However, he is such a heck of a nice guy, we're going to give him the touchdown anyway.'

Input From The Front Office

'The Wilsons picked up a quarterback in the off-season. The Riveras picked up a quarterback. The Ludwigs picked up a quaterback...'

"Football is too dangerous, Junior. Why not follow my footsteps in a safe sport - chasing investment yield?"

American Football.

Planting a Flag on the Summit

First Prize!

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

Punishment for the kicker.

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

"Oh, wait. He's on their side."

"Let's do exactly what these pundits in the halftime report said we should do. If we lose, we'll blame them!"

'My turn! Kick me next!!'

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

At least Sunday is still a holy day.

Smiley Victory Fingers

Friendly fire!

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Football

"Sometimes I think all this post game analysis has gone too far."

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

Just sitting here kicking field goals (smiley face emoji)

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'No slapping, Wilson! We don't start full-contact drills until tomorrow!'

'Uh-oh ... Manning got hit hard, and he's not getting up.'

"We´ve licked the Prussians, but how do we convince my therapist?"

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