Tosca Admirer Pillows

Tosca on the balcony

Bad hair day!

'Gravity...Go figure!'

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

' It's a bit of an anti climax - I've washed it but I can't go any where ! '

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

'I'm looking for something to impress the shareholders.'

'Done the first, now shower, shave.' - The bear essentials.

Curling your hair for no reason

Magic Tricks

'You've got to help me, Doc! I've got a crush on St. Valentine all Year!!'

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

We micro-grafted all the hairs from the back of your head to the top and now we've completely covered your bald spot.'

'Will you be my Valentine?'

'I'm sorry you've seen me, now I'll have to kill you.'

Pete was too shy to tell Jenny how he really felt about her instead he just sent flowers over the internet.

Lady vampire putting lipstick on in a mirror with no reflection

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

Red hot little combo

"Mi chiamano Mimi, il perche non so. Sola, mi fo il pranzo da me stessa."

"We really need to put some more mirrors in here."

"Is there a rabbit in the house?"

Mirror, mirror on the wall, who has the best facelift of them all?

'Now that's what I call a beautiful fit.'

'Can you believe it? - This hayseed doesn't even know which GALAXY we're in!'

'So what else do you hyptnotise apart from rabbits?'

"Man, how to you guys get that great new flying saucer smell in here?!'

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"First, I'd like to thank everyone who believed in me."

A Sculptor chiselling out 'The Invisible Man' from a block of stone.

Magician hitting someone while performing a trick.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

The Lights