Tortured Novelist Soul Pillows

Bring comfort to the restless mind with cozy pillows that celebrate the tortured novelist’s journey. Ideal for a writer’s nook or a thoughtful gift to cushion their creative chaos.

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'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.' mockup

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

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'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?' mockup

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

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"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue." mockup

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

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"My novel is not a doorstop!"

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"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!" mockup

"I don't care if it is itty-bitty. Turn it off!"

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"Careful. That house has a taser." mockup

"Careful. That house has a taser."

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What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself. mockup

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

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"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week." mockup

"You do realise that the post is only part time, no more than 70 or 80 hours a week."

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"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out." mockup

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

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'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

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"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

"If music is the food of love... I'm full." mockup

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

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"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

"It only made sense for us to finally merge." mockup

"It only made sense for us to finally merge."

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"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful." mockup

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

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"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?" mockup

"It's such a nice day. Why don't you go outside and plagiarize something?"

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A Poet

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"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..." mockup

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

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"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one." mockup

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

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Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute' mockup

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

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John Galsworthy

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"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ." mockup

"On Monday, they will introduce a new office layout and you'll be near Judy, who isn't good at sharing her charger. . ."

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Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame. mockup

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

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"Sure, you can use the bathroom. But, you have to put your request in writing and send three copies to the personnel department."

"Sure, you can use the bathroom. But, you have to put your request in writing and send three copies to the personnel department." mockup

"Sure, you can use the bathroom. But, you have to put your request in writing and send three copies to the personnel department."

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"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later." mockup

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

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WW100

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Hook them with a crisis.

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'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!' mockup

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

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"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me." mockup

"I talked Vladi into skipping the transition to democracy in his country and just shooting straight over here with me."

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"I think that before we put the flat on AirBnb we should have moved out."

"I think that before we put the flat on AirBnb we should have moved out." mockup

"I think that before we put the flat on AirBnb we should have moved out."

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"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication." mockup

"By the way, HarperCollins decided your book did not warrant publication."

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'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?' mockup

'And finally, sir, would you like your burger flipped by a Ph.D. in Philosophy, History or English Literature?'

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Hudson River Crouton

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The devil's profits.

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'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.' mockup

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

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Tortured Novelist Soul Pillows Collection

Tortured Novelist Soul Mugs

Discover more gifts for the tortured novelist with our collection of witty and heartfelt mugs that speak to their creative soul.

Tortured Novelist Soul Prints

Transform their writing space with inspiring prints that capture the depth and tumult of the tortured novelist’s soul, sparking creativity and reflection.

Tortured Novelist Soul T-Shirts

Find stylish and meaningful t-shirts that reflect the creative struggles of the tortured novelist—perfect for wearing their literary heart on their sleeve.