Tortured Genius Enthusiast Prints

"He's always had a fascination with the hard drinking,hard living writer,the tortured genius. It's an image he's tried to emulate. Unfortunately he's only ever managed the first two parts." "I can't <hic> feel my face."

Mozart's First Movement - Baby Mozart is sitting on the potty.

'Right so lets be clear, when you said my book was a turgid reworking of a sad collection of hackneyed ideas you actually meant that it was a groundbreaking work of originality and genius...'

'Carl Jung loses it...' 'don't tell me I made a Freudian slip - it's a Jungian slip!'

'What's the fist thing you're going to think of when your brain is fully formed?'

A Poet

'Very impressive. Do you have any post-kindergarten education?'

'A lot of my stories involve milk.'

"The problem is: reasonable men may differ on what the hell reason is!"

'My 434 novels are very similar to Terry Pratchetts apart from the fact that they've never been published.'

"To be honest, nobody wants to buy your paintings... we need a promotional strategy! Cut off your ear in public!"

Brendan Behan.

Franz Liszt

"Why do you have to be so smart? You'd be more popular if you acted normal."

'I'm going to refer you to Dr. Keinsorge -- he actually enjoys this sort of thing.'

"Fascinating, a dollop of dog crap topped with jelly babies. yes, he's years ahead of his time."

"Boy, that Isaac Newton is one smart cookie!"

Jean Genet.

'The head of our script department!'

Action VS Thought

'And now the other leg!'

Trump: "The deep state is out to get me"

Artificial Intelligence

'A book report? Wouldn't that be a copyright violation?'

Paper says: 'Scientist creates clever chimp'.

Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted

'Hi! You must be an absurdist - or are you just absurd?'

"Boy or a girl, it doesn't matter. As long as it's a whiz kid."

"When do you first think I wasn't a gifted child?"

"Well, I'd say I'm naturally curious, rather bookish and exceptionally smart. I'm good at being honest, too."

'Tough guy, eh? Want to step outside?'

"Welcome to the Tourette Foundation's ceremonial swearing in of our new president."