Tortoise Care Mugs

Start their day with a smile! Our tortoise care-themed mugs are perfect for pet owners and enthusiasts, blending humor and affection to brighten every morning.

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'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE) mockup

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

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"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year." mockup

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

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"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?" mockup

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

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Blind man walking a tortoise.

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"Eat my dust!"

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Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

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"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on." mockup

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

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Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell. mockup

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

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'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...' mockup

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

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'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

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'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!' mockup

'He won't eat his lettuce until I've washed it five times. I'm sure his OCD is getting worse!'

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'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.' mockup

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

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Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist. mockup

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

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'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...' mockup

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

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"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!" mockup

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

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'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!' mockup

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

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'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!' mockup

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

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"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace." mockup

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

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"I've downsized."

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Brexit Tortoise

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"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise." mockup

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

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'Multiple personality.'

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'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!' mockup

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

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'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?' mockup

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

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Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man. mockup

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

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"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!"

"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!" mockup

"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!"

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Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming... mockup

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

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'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...' mockup

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

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'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.' mockup

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

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'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.' mockup

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

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Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

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Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.' mockup

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

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'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!' mockup

'I think the temperature's a bit low in the Terrarium!'

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'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.' mockup

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

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Tortoise Care Mugs Collection

Tortoise Care Pillows

Snuggle up with our tortoise-themed pillows — delightful additions for any reptile lover’s cozy space.

Tortoise Care Prints

Decorate your home or gift space with our charming tortoise prints, designed to celebrate the slow-paced joy of tortoise care.

Tortoise Care T-Shirts

Find witty and adorable tortoise care t-shirts that showcase the love and patience involved in caring for these lovable reptiles.