Tortoise Adopter Prints

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Eat my dust!"

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Maybe if I make myself inconspicuous I won't be called on."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Caution Speed Bump Ahead.'

'Quick, I'll give you a piggyback ride home, otherwise, we'll get in trouble for being late...'

'You may disagree with me now, Son, but when you're 500 years old, you'll understand.'

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'Thanks to the internet, I can telecommute a few days a week now: I don't need to waste so much time travelling...'

Man in a tortoise shell visiting a psychiatrist.

'I've seen nothing I've liked since Victor Meldrew!'

"And another thing, it's real cool in the summer!"

'I was 'Sweatin' To The Oldies', and I flipped over on my back!'

"They're perfect astronauts. Fast velocity followed by a long, slow pace."

'Multiple personality.'

"I've downsized."

'170 years old - and they look that age from day one!'

'Calm down darling... now what do you mean the tortoise has gone berserk?'

"Oh c'mon, Phil. Everyone knows we only stay together for the giant tortoise."

Brexit Tortoise

'I'm sorry, but I just can't handle you being out at sea for so long.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

Boy throws a stick for a tortoise. By the time the tortoise returns, the boy is an old man.

Hang on, don't cross now: I can see a car coming...

"As cats go, my Bertie's always been a little slow on his feet, but then again, that's a tortoise shell for you!"

'Tortoise stampede! But finish your picnic, folks - plenty of time.'

'The 20th century wasn't bad, but I preferred the 19th. I'm open minded for the 21st.'

Rainy day despondency phobia: 'Poor George can't stand the pitter-patter of rain on his shell.'

Bureaucrat Walking his Pet

Old Tortoise

"We're not accusing you of abusing the system, but I understand you've been on Social Security for 150 years."