Torchbearer Of Giggles Mugs

"You created fire, and this is how you use it?"

"Hey, dad. We wanna play army before we go to bed. Can we have our toy medals back?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'Distracting the fish.'

Footballer holding team mates bum while preparing for a penalty shoot out

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'There's nothing in the rules about gloves.'

Alien abducts Olympic athlete.

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Athlete

'Advice? Yep, take your Olympic torch somewhere else.'

Hockey Goal

"Congratulations on the discovery. Good luck getting it insured."

Stretcher Header.

'I like to give them a sporting chance.'

'The Olympic torch is certainly making a blazing entrance into the stadium!'

Covid Race

Olympic Torch.

Carles Puigdemont

Cat looking up fish recipes.

Help! Made the Olympic trials but couldn't get a product endorsement contract.

Torch Bearer burnt from exploding flame. Staff behind him with petrol can used to fuel up flame.

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'

A real turkey lunch.

"He should've passed the puck."

Isolation Olympics

'Time's up, chuckles.'

'I revel in competition. I have two charities, right now, vying for my $50 donation.'

"I'd love to chat, Al, but I've got to hit the road."

Goalie saves a boot instead of a football.

Far right gaining power in France

'My first was a 'climber,' too.'

Small child in goal is propelled into the air with burst football