Torah Translator Pillows

'Uh, is there a TEACHER'S edition?'

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

Solicitor speaks legal jargon and has a translator who tells client: 'You haven't a hope!'

"'I don't want war'. . . well, wither our translation program is broke or this president has a strange kind of humor!"

"You haven't got dyslexia- the instructions are in polish."

"You and your, 'why bother to learn another language. Everyone in the known universe speaks, Zarconian'!"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

Henry the amazing talking dog.

"It lost a little something in translation."

Archeologist Deciphers Limerick Heiroglyphs

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"My nephew Jack here can say ‘I’m unemployed’ in seven languages."

Moses as a child.

Jorge Luis Borges

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

Dept. for Obfuscation - Out for periodic diurnal replenishment of nutritive substances.

East End Maps.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'This is delicious. I'm glad I didn't try to order in Italian.'

'I need a text-mail interpreter.'

'You've previously worked as a hieroglyph translator and an MI5 codebreaker - ideal!'

Proof Reading

Dictionary Sale - Now in High Definition.

'It says here you can talk trash in five languages.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'