Torah Scholars Pillows

'Whoa! - The activist judges will go NUTS with these!'

'Yes, all at once!'

"We've been wandering in the desert for forty years. But he's a man—would he ever ask directions?"

Noah's life jacket demonstration

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"And almighty God said to Adam, 'Get a room already will ya!'" "Little known fact from the Book of Genesis."

Moses as a child.

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'Moses parted the water so the Isrealites could go across? You mean in the mud?'

'I think we're going to need an ANNOTATED edition.'

David and Goliath.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"It says God created heaven and earth, then there was light. Why didn't He do it the other way round, when He could see what He was doing?"

Moses Parting the Red Tea

'You want us to cut WHAT off?'

"When we get to the promised land I never want to even see a piece of mann again for as long as I live."

"Okay, we get it - You're a social conservative!"

'The plan is that we wander in the desert until somebody recognizes our right to exist.'

And Moses climbed the mountain, day and night, searching for some sort of sign from god when suddenly he saw it!

Safer Torah

"Still not sure why Moses wanted a flint knife, or what exactly circumcision is..."

Manna Helper

Moses Invents the Top 10 List: 'Whoa, whoa, whoa...trust me, that's waaaay too much information.'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Torah reading on the subway.

Benaiah questions the mighty men on who pushed him in the pit.

'I choose not to read Revelations, too many spoilers.'

Samson Gets Off at Fourteen

Haman as a child

'Thou shall not kill, comma...'

'No, sorry, this isn't an oil tanker.'

'Why can't you rebel like a normal teenager?'